VOTE FOR GLAMOROUS BARCODE! Tired of the same old politicians making promises they can’t keep? Glamourous Barcode is here to change that! She’s not your typical candidate—this gecko has a vision. Here’s why you should vote for her:

1. SAY NO TO GLUE TRAPS! – Glue traps are THE WORST. Not only do they trap bugs, but they also trap birds, pets, and sometimes even your dignity when you try to peel them off your shoes. Barcode is here to end this sticky nightmare. Her platform is simple: no more glue traps. Period. If something needs to be caught, it’s got to be humane—for the safety of all creatures!

2. EDUCATON ABOUT LOCAL WILDLIFE & INVASIVE SPECIES – Who’s that critter lurking in your backyard? Is it a friendly neighborhood bunny or an invasive critter trying to steal your garden’s glory? Glamourous Barcode wants to make sure you know exactly what’s going on in your yard. She’ll promote public education so we all understand which critters belong—and which ones are just here for the snacks. No more confusion about who’s who in the local ecosystem!

3. PROPER CARE FOR ALL PETS – Barcode knows what it’s like to be misunderstood. As a gecko, she’s seen it all—tiny cages, tiny food bowls, and tiny… well, you get it. Our pets need more than just a glass box. They need space, a proper diet, and some heat to bask in. Under Barcode’s leadership, pets everywhere will get the love, care, and respect they deserve. Because even a gecko needs a proper place to live.

4. FEED THE TOADS – We all know the toads: Nix, Ari, Hannibal Lector, Nottoad, Kiwi, and Tony. These toads have been hopping around, working hard for Barcode’s campaign, and they’re ALWAYS hungry. Not for lettuce, not even for banana—but for something real. Worms, crickets, roaches. The essentials. Barcode promises that under her rule, no toad (or other critter) will ever go hungry. The more snacks, the better—because a well fed toad is a happy toad.

5. BANANAS FOR JEAN – Jean, the crested gecko, has a dream. Its more of an obsession, and it’s not something you can ignore. It’s bananas. She eats them, dreams about them, plans her day around them. When Jean runs out of bananas, all chaos breaks loose. Under Barcode’s leadership, Jean will never face a banana shortage again. Think of it as a public service. A banana a day keeps the tantrums away.

WHY VOTE FOR GLAMOROUS BARCODE? Because she knows what’s important: no glue traps, properly cared-for pets, a steady supply of snacks for the toads, and making sure Jean’s banana supply is ALWAYS full. Barcode is ready to bring change—humane, snack-filled, and totally banana-approved.

VOTE FOR GLAMOROUS BARCODE! – She’s the mayor who knows life is better with BANANAS, SNACKS, and a lot less glue.